| 01_comed.wav |
92k
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"...Hey
Lester! It's gettin' chilly in here kid. It's gettin' a little chilly
in here. C'mon Les...this is my brother Lester. He's the happy one..." |
| 02_comed.wav |
45k
|
"...Forget
dinner! Forget dinner Les. You gotta go over to Jakes and check
out my costumes...You're gonna do it tonight!" |
| 03_comed.wav |
36k
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"That was
Julie."
"You know who I thought it was? I thought it was Walt Disney
wanting you to play one of the dwarfs. The one they call stupid..." |
| 04_comed.wav |
73k
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"...I was
rather hoping that one of those cameras would roll over Samual and
kill him...I am referring to the smelly little man with the bad
jokes..." |
| 05_comed.wav |
39k
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"...But you
take it! You always take it Lester, Why?...He's your brother. So
this gives him an option on your right to breathe?" |
| 06_comed.wav |
73k
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"Skits bad?"
"The skits were real bad. Did you do them?"
"Sonny and Jake did the first, I did the second, but I'm head
writer. That makes me man most likely to get tossed into the cage..."
|
| 07_comed.wav |
65k
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"You're supposted
to be my head writer Al right, for this I pay you pretty good?...I
read that first sketch you wrote and it stinks. It really stinks..." |
| 08_comed.wav |
32k
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"...Ever
notice the way that he walks? As if the whole place were a sewage
system and he had to reach that door without touching anything..." |
| 09_comed.wav |
99k
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"...Where
'd ya get a face like that? I wanna send away for one."
"It came with the body."
"Look Kong, that's all for today, see. I'm all through today.
You were crazy on top of the Empire State Building..." |
| 10_comed.wav |
25k
|
"...and who
has to punch their way out of a paper bag anyway, except my brother
Lester, and he is a pastrami sandwich." |
| 11_comed.wav |
51k
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"...and those
new sketches that you wrote. They're fabulous. They're marvelous.
I loved 'em..." |
| 12_comed.wav |
105k
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"...Do you
apppreciate me?...Say it like you meant it Al."
"Do you want this on hands and knees Sammy?..." |
| 13_comed.wav |
75k
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"...Listen
Sam, I wanna talk to you about the monologue. Please."
"Look, nevermind about the monologue...don't bug me with it
now..." |
| 14_comed.wav |
82k
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"...You gave
the scripts to Lester? Why didn't you phone them in to the New York
Times...What are you starting, a one lady crusade to cut my throat?..." |
| 15_comed.wav |
87k
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"...I've
got a dried up brain that can't get recharged. I'm a comedy writer
with no comedy left in him so I stole Davie Farbers scripts..." |
| 16_comed.wav |
105k
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"...what
are you gonna do with Davie Farbers scripts?"
"I'm gonna give them to Otis Elwell. He'll print the whole
story..." |
| 17_comed.wav |
81k
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"Then Sammy
started to get big. That's when he started to use you..." |
| 18_comed.wav |
55k
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"...my new
brother in law, Mr. Sammy Hogarth makes an offer to me...the kind
of offer you don't repeat in front of ladies..." |
| 19_comed.wav |
95k
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"...I get
him a job doing absolutely nothing at all and he's famous...this
show stays the way it is..." |
| 20_comed.wav |
44k
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"What time
you leavin'?...I just wanted to know in case I needed you."
"In case you needed me. Now that is a gag..." |
| 21_comed.wav |
37k
|
"...When
you've been living on Caviar for a long while baby, you build up
an immunity for Mulligan Stew." |
| 22_comed.wav |
115k
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"He's an
addict, this great star. This Sammy Hogarth. He's an addict. And
the dope that he craves doesn't come in a needle. He needs laughter
and adulation and the love of 40 million people..." |
| 23_comed.wav |
80k
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"...Julie.
Sammy has littered his life with people like us...if you want to
live and breathe from this second on, don't let him touch you." |
| 24_comed.wav |
212k
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"...about
the skits Sammy... They're not yours and they're not mine, Sammy.
I stole them. That's the simple truth..." |
| 25_comed.wav |
83k
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"...What's
the matter, you so hungry Sammy?...You're hungry Sammy, hungry for
everything, you're hungry for food, hungry for laughs, and you'll
never get filled up Sammy..." |
| 26_comed.wav |
130k
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"I'd like
to tell you about my brother Lester...What do you know. Here he
is right here...lets have a nice hand for him...He's a great guy.
He hits pretty hard too..." |
| 27_comed.wav |
120k
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"From now
on Jake, you're head writer..." |
| 28_comed.wav |
109k
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"Lester!
It's chilly in here! I said it's chilly in here, Lester..." |
